The Check Up

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I haven’t been to the doctor in a while, and I really needed to get a check up done. I was about to start a new job and I wanted to make sure I was in good health. My appointment came and I didn’t know much about my new doctor, only that they were willing to see me on such short notice. The nurse did all of her regular things and then in walked the doctor. Damn! She was my doctor?! She introduced herself as Dr.Suzy Fine. That was an understatement, I thought. I told her I was feeling well and she did all of her doctor-ly things. All of a sudden, I started to feel weird and dizzy. I told her what I was feeling and she said she was feeling the same way. Then all of a sudden, I blacked out. When I woke up, I was laying on the floor and the room was empty. Where did the doc go? I stood up and I knew something was wrong. It felt like I was wearing high heels. I looked down and I was. Also I was in the doctor’s coat. What is happening? Then I saw my reflection in the mirror. HOLY SHIT, I’M DR.FINE!!! The longer I looked in the mirror, the more hot and turned on I became. I decided to see what she was hiding under her coat. I came in for a check up, but wound up checking out the doctor.

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